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Stat woman 

A woman that date men based on their job and especially their bank account to compensate for their failing retail career. A stat woman trademark is bragging about other woman about how successful their husband/boyfriend are and how they are geniuses for seducing them. Unlike a gold digger, a stat woman actually want to have a serious relationship but as soon as their partners started failing they will be the first one to jump the ship.
men 1 : Hey what you think about that girl.
men 2 : Omg no she is a stat woman, you need to be at least an engineer to date her.
men 1 : Jesus Christ no I hate those people.
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octagon woman 

🥚:woah it’s milky eve
M.O.T. Guy: what an octagon woman
octagon woman by anonymous October 18, 2021

Shrek woman 

Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman
Shrek woman by Jvckk February 28, 2022

Living Woman 

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which are, do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman does not identify as a person, name, number, symbol or abbreviation unless consented with a wet ink signature in the form of a contract with full disclosure, consideration, meeting of minds, mutually beneficial and agreed with a wet ink signature. A living woman controls a name/person but is not a name or person nor a symbol nor number. A living woman can use the pronouns we/is/ours to show that she is a living woman that controls a name.
Excuse me madam, are you the person called Mrs Mary Jones?”
“No, that is a name and a sound made from letters of an alphabet. I do not identify as these nor as a person. I Identify as a living woman and I control a name but I am not a name”.
Living Woman by Living Woman May 21, 2022

Living Woman 

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink. A living woman can therefore use the pronouns we/us/our when referring to herself and any name, number, person or symbol she controls.
“Madam are you the person Mrs Mary Jones?”

“No I am not a person nor a name. I identify as a living woman and I control a name, but I am not a name”

“I am not a person with a name but I control that person with that name, do you have a contract with that person or name?”
Living Woman by Living Woman May 21, 2022

heterosexual woman

Dumb hoe: How is she a heterosexual woman??? She faps to "MOOO!".
Smart, strong, independent, grown-ass lady: She is.

Inrec woman 

A woman who is involuntary reclusive. They want a relationship but no guy dates them bc of their high body count
She’s a inrec woman ain’t she?
Inrec woman by City Boys Up July 7, 2022