Bridge Wank

The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.

"Dude I just caught my son bridge wanking in his room."

by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017

Dommy Wank

A Dommy Wank is a form of masturbation, commonly used by teenage boys. This is done by putting a condom on your shaft, and tossing one off. They provide an incredible sensation when creaming, but they can be pretty messy. Kibria has no dommy’s.🤏

See ya later bois i’m off for a dommy wank!

by sissokothag17 April 25, 2020

Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.

Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”

by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022

Allegorical Wank

Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.

See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.

Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.

by Theilliterate June 28, 2023

couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017

Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.

He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.

by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015

wanking about

To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".

We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.

by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015