Medium Waffle

Only understandable for homosapian males with lil dicks, the phrase can be portrayed in any light of communication. The creator of the phrase, Savagerealm, is the only true specimen with the correct definition of “Medium Waflle.”

Homosapian male 1: My dick small like shit
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable

by TheRealNickMcClaughry April 21, 2018

Smash waffles

The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex

I want to smash waffles tonight Becky

by Johnson68102 May 2, 2022

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

waffle buffet

When man "A" fills a hot waffle iron with his load, and man "B" consumes the crusty cum cake. This can be repeated several times to complete the buffet effect.

Roger prepared a mouth water watering waffle buffet for his best friend Patrick.

by B nasty August 6, 2014

Cock waffle

Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle

James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle

Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017

homo waffles

When two gay couples are together.

i hate homo waffles.

by feces December 3, 2007

Hot Waffle

When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.

That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.

by OsuJustice January 2, 2010