awkward turtle

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man pulls out and as he does this the woman crowns a poo but manages to catch it before it goes on to the bed ( making it look like the turtle has stuck his head seen its awkward and then went back inside its shell)

*John pulls out*

*Sarah crowns poo*

sarah: ooo i think i just awkward turtled

John: oooo you didnt want that

by JAY D17 May 21, 2011

turtle dropping

the act of dropping a turtle down a length of pipe, inducing a psychodelic journey into the unknown.

we're going to go drop some turtles...i hear they like...expand your mind.

by Anguris May 19, 2004

turtle head

Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you

Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit

Shit rhymes with Shit

by Robert February 25, 2004

awkward turtle

1. a phrase accompanied with a hand motion (one hand is placed on top if another palms down and thumbs out) to illustrate an awkward moment
2. turtles having sex

I was sitting in my room talking to Mike one night and I look over to find that my baby turtles are having sex. AWKWARD TURTLE!!

by Kelly Mariee August 19, 2008

turtle

a bitch whos EAAAAASY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"you gotta love thoes turtles!! i did one last night and it was eeasy!"

by Genny&Manlisso January 24, 2007

turtle

a metaphor for a dude with an exoskeleton that provides said dude with the illusion of invulnerability. Said Dude is also sometimes said to be endowed with a long turtle-neck, which causes him to move a bit slower and with relatively more confidence than other dudes.

Can also be used as an adverb, which is a recently new development and is expected to catch on quickly

"turtle and/or turtling"

by dilenja November 12, 2006

turtles/turts

Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.

1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.

You can also just use the short term and say "turts"

*only to replace thirty*

BILLY: brah, what time you start work today
JEAN: 9 turtles

either turtles/turts could be used

by Dennis&G of Ewa Beach November 14, 2009