True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'

by Dan December 19, 2003

True love

There are people who live their entire lives and never know true love. Moments of connection with another person is patently rare, but rarer still are those who can recognize such a connection when they see one. True love is usually the most inconvenient kind. Rare and unique people will show up at the right time, help you through the hard times, when others have turned their back on you, and stay into your best times...These type of people are the keepers. They're not in it for a gain but rather to be loved deeply and genuinely without any ulterior motives. Loving someone and having them love you back is the most precious thing in the world. True love is not a maybe thing, you know instantly when you love someone.True love is when you make yourself available to him or her, 'I'm busy' or 'I don't have time' are not words of true love. True love are the ones that see the negative part of you, but do not leave you, no matter how contagious you are to them. It can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance. True love is when you find nourishment at the very sight of him/her. True love is loving the weird, unconventional, strange, exotic, uncommon and the downtrodden because true love is rare itself. It's when you choose to be at your best when your partner is not at their best. True love is when what you want is never important, but what the other person needs and wants is more paramount. I've found my true love and I'm never letting go.

True love doesn't need proof, the eyes tell what the heart feels.

by mytwin April 20, 2018

so true

a phrase made popular by mattiasbaby and everyone stole it 😊

so true

by ahh grrrr November 12, 2020

True Love

When a couple hasn't actually formally met yet, has been going out for two months already, and the whole time it's been a long distance relationship.

Hey man, Lew and Theo have been going out for a long time even though they're in different states man!
That's true love.

by Gengis Ganj June 6, 2011

True story

There is no set time when a man should ejaculate during sex. But it’s probably too soon if you have an orgasm before intercourse or less than a minute after you start.
It’s a problem because when you ejaculate you lose your erection and can’t continue having sex. You and your partner may feel there’s not enough time to enjoy it.
It’s a common issue for men. Between 30-40 have it at some time in their life. So, keep in mind -- it’s not something to worry about when it happens all the time.

P1: he's a 10 second tom.
P2: true story .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

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by ilovezaynmalik March 18, 2021

True Grit Style

A sexual act where you ride a woman as hard and fast as she can go, while carrying a small sick child, until she is ruined. Once you dismount, you blow your load on her head like putting down a horse.

John: Mary isn't gonna make it to the party tonight... I did her True Grit Style at home and I left her on the bedroom floor all covered in goo.

by Poppa_Bear April 12, 2011