Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

gloria and tony

Gloria and Tony are the best couple ever! They understand each other and are are MADLY in love. Gloria and Tony had their ups and downs but at the end of the day the still love each other. Gloria is a sexy,fine,beautiful young lady, and Tony is handsome, fine dread head.

Gloria and Tony are beautiful together and they should never break up
" Yo bro, have you seen that power coupe? Their great for each other!"

by love.meant.to.be January 12, 2024

Tony

Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)

Girl: "Do you know Tony?"

Me: " Of course I do, Why?"

Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."

Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"

Girl: "sure!!"

(Later That evening)

Girl: <walking to the house>

Me: <runs her over>

:)

Happy ever after.

by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024

Toni

he's the smartest guy you'll ever meet, he has a long and thicc penis and loves albanian boys (Edis)

he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.

Guy1: What's with this Toni guy?
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...

by Emilio88 January 29, 2024

Tony Blair

A Labour PM, enough said.

What kind of moron decides 'yes, I'll side with George W. Bush'?
A moron like Tony Blair.

by dg1301 April 5, 2023

Tony Uddin

The most multi-cultural man you will ever meet. He gets the meat sweats and has been the to the Balkans more than you have. Bengali curry is his middle name.

Guy: I'm off to South Africa this summer, can't wait to see the wildlife

Tony Uddin: Ahhh BEAUTIFUL, been to South Africa 24,450 times, love it there.

Guy: oh really?

Tony Uddin: yeah yeah I'm going again after the multi-cultural Bengali curry fest with my servant Nixon

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

Tony

A man who is a whore and loves to cheat on their gfs. Their soulmate is a girl who is named Dianne D. They aren't Mexican but look Mexican. He likes off brand asian girls. He try to find Dianne his true one love, soulmate in everyone.

TONY: Dianne I cheated on you because I love you so much I had too I just missed you.
DIANNE:...

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023