Tony

Tony has a skill

Tony has a skill

by RyanReynoldsGayFan March 10, 2022

Tony Kim

The most adorable human being on earth, but he is also FUCKING sexy. He is a man who can do both and should be the standard for all ladies, and some men. Tony is a Korean that lives in America and is probably the hottest man alive right now (FIGHT ME), or will ever exist. His cutey side which he shows a lot on TikTok honestly just makes him 10 times hotter. Don't even try to fight me on it. He's currently 17 (2020) but no one believes cause he is ripped af and looks like he is 20 something. He is a sweet lil bean that is sweat to literally EVERYONE and deserves the world. He is so respectful and family-oriented and is so sweet to his parents and siblings. (OML I CAN'T- HE'S PERFECT). Fuck no simp September cause I'll simp for him ANYDAY.

Friend: "Hey, what's your type?"
Me: "TONY KIM"
Friend: "YE BOI HE IS SO HOT"
Me: "LITERALLY PERFECT *insert sparkly eyes*"

by cancerpatients September 30, 2020

Toni

Toni’s are the most iconic persons on earth. If you are friends with Toni, you can consider yourself as a very lucky person. Toni’s are the baddest und funniest bitches in the world. Toni is THE friend you want and need.

Periodt

A: omg, you are friends with Toni? You’re a lucky one. I wish I would be friends with him/her

B: Yeah, that’s true. Toni is the most iconic and funniest person ever. Can’t live without him/her

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Cold Tony

A very bad/unfortunate thing that has happened/been done to you.

“Got an eviction notice on dang December 24”
“My man that’s a cold tony. A cooooold tony.”

by RasVitamix February 10, 2024

Tony Zamboni

A based chad

bro tony zamboni is so based

by Foraker July 10, 2022

Dirty Tony

A middle aged man who spends his weekends cycling through the woods dressed in a santa suit.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.

See those santa's taking a shit in the woods over there?
What a bunch of dirty Tony's

by Spectrum dweller December 15, 2023

Tony

The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.

"Oh no, Tony is gonna nonce us AGAIN"

by Shankyboy March 23, 2020