Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

mentally instable

mentally unstable but better

damn bro they are hella mentally instable

by mkhatesyou January 15, 2024

Mental Stability

Something I don’t have

Person 1: “You got mental stability?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person 1: “FR?”
Person 2: “Nah”

by idontwanttobehere111 February 12, 2022

Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...

Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Mental Migory

A person or group of people who are of a lower level of intelligence than those in there general vicinity, or on a greater level, those in their respected society.

Members of the Tea Party who are not part of the 1%, thus making them part of the 99% are forever lost in the bounds of Mental Migory.

by Tubbis Maximus December 7, 2011

mental engineer

1) Someone who creates false realities with elaborate lies. 2) A liar with an uncanny ability to remember their lies and spin complex scenarios that are untrue in order to engineer a false belief in others.

That dude isn’t just a liar, he’s a mental engineer. Watch out for him.

by Stinktooth November 2, 2022

Mental Illness

Something adults think is in our kidneys

Adult : "All that mental Illness you have, it's all in your head"
Actual mature person :" YEAH WHERE THE HELL ELSE IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE?

MY KIDNEY??"

by deleteyourselff December 31, 2021