Tuft Man

A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.

Me: Dude look it's tuft man!
Viktor: He's wants your D man he's moving up next to you!!

by kpally November 8, 2011

Bit Man

The opposite of a comedy "Straight Man." The funny, wacky, weird half of a comedy duo, making over the top or absurd bits for a straight man to react to. Actively disrupting the status quo which the straight man represents.

When you think about it, almost every SNL skit consists of a bit man and a straight man.

by lkt1999 July 21, 2021

Kinda the man

your cool, but not the coolest thing on the block.

Not the Man, but Kinda the man.

You see that guy back there with no arms? He was kinda the man.

Did you go to Joes party? Hes kinda the man!

by Hazydeth June 13, 2004

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

Pretty man

A man that is pretty, borderline cute but manly.

A kawaii ass MOUNTAIN MAN.
A guy that got muscles but likes to bake

‘You see that pretty man over there?’
‘You’re such a pretty man.’

by Thidawg October 21, 2019

queefable man

A man who is capable of a woman's queef

You are a queefable man my friend

by James Armstrong January 20, 2017

man-steam

Since men are unable to cry due to being so manly, the best nature could give them is steam that comes from the tear ducts.

The end of Y: The Last Man was sad and it made me man-steam.

by splendid! September 2, 2010