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Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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Zombied

Zombied simply means it's on auto-pilot and has jumped the shark. That the writers have written to the lowest, cultural denominator which is now a zombie show. That the show is on it's last legs.
Game of Thrones has zombied.
by scottwill August 29, 2017
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Zombie

A dating term for when a person comes back from the “dead” (long silence), unlike being ghosted when they don’t come back at all.
He totally didn’t reply to my text for two weeks and then zombied me with a “hey what’s up”.
by Joy&Jeff November 14, 2021
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zombie train

Having sex with 5 or more people while being extremely confused.
In Vegas, you can enjoy many activities including a zombie train.
by Turntquist July 15, 2016
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Zombied

When a guy doesn't necessarily ghost you. It's in the middle of still a bit of talking, but you're not in a talking stage anymore. In good terms, but not friends.
"This guy just zombied me." "No, I'm not talking to him anymore, he zombied me."
by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024
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Bin Zombies

A sub-species of student that empties their recycling bin at night in a group of 4 or more, wearing pyjamas and groaning like normal zombies.
Friend: "What's that noise?"
Me: "Oh, its just the bin zombies"
by Fidget84 November 16, 2010
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zombie philanthropy

A will written in such a way that the dead person donates a substantial amount of money to a charitable trust in a way that shapes the world according the dead persons conditions.
The billionaires have invented zombie philanthropy to assure that their bad ideas in life continue to be funded long after they are gone.
by mlhiss June 26, 2020
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