by Anonima999 April 17, 2017
Get the Unicorn mug.A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.
by Yeagfy May 24, 2018
Get the Unicorn mug.Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018
Get the Spunky unicorn horn mug.A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
Get the safety unicorn mug.A unicorn are supposed to be an animal extremely unusually rare and beautiful hence when you find a person who has a look or style to them which you normally find a turn off or something your normally just not into at all attractive, that would make them a unicorn and just like with little girl and unicorns in some cases when you find a unicorn due to there rarity and shock factor can cause some people to become obsessed or have delusions of being in love.
You: hey that guy over there with the long hair is unbelievably hot.
Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.
Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.
Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
by B. Rexx January 6, 2025
Get the Unicorn mug.Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
Get the The Angry Unicorn mug.you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish
by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016
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