Two Squirrels and a Monkey

when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.

The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"

B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."

by Bdpballaaaa January 27, 2012

two cups stuffed

Two Styrofoam cups stacked one inside another containing Codeine Cough Syrup and Sprite.

My "two cups stuffed" last night cause me to be really tried this morning.

by Skicky Buds April 07, 2015

two simps in a box

Where two individuals simp for eachother nonstop.

God we’re so perfect for eachother, I’d simp for you anyday br0, like two simps in a box.

by Pp veri biiig May 28, 2020

Two-State Period

a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states

1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table

This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.

Characterized by

• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.

Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)

Anna has room likes she's reached her Exam Two-State Period. Her 💩 is everywhere!

by ltsam May 23, 2022

know a thing or two

to have practical knowledge

Boy does she know a thing or two about politics.

by The Return of Light Joker February 26, 2008

Goody Two-Shoes

A person who always does the "right thing", never does anything that they're "not supposed to do" and acts "perfect" in every single way possible. Usually a very peppy/happy person who is a "go getter". Also usually a girl. These people can be very annoying because of these traits.

Omg, that girl is such a goody two-shoes. I hate the way she acts like the teachers pet.

by I-Dunno October 04, 2010

Two-way street

drinking an alcoholic drink, while a soaked tampon (with the same alcohol), is up your rear end.

Kendall: “Hey madi, why are you in such a good mood?”

Madi: “Because, I’m doing a two-way street”

by February 16, 2021