A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.
"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."
by UFdude September 5, 2011
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Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?
Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.
Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.
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are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.
have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.
hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.
i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.
have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.
hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.
i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.
by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014
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hence turning water into wine.
"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
hence turning water into wine.
"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.
C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.
C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.
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