Burn my bacon

A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing.

"Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya know..that really burns my bacon!"

by Derrick S. April 22, 2003

I smell Bacon

Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'

Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"

by funnyjunkie43 May 31, 2010

Barbecue Bacon Burger

DOPPIO SHUT UP IM TIRED OF IT BARBECUE BACON BURGER THIS BARBECUE BACON BURGER THAT ITS LIKE IM STUCK IN A MENTAL ASYLUM FULL OF OLD PEOPLE REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER

Doppio: barbecue bacon burger

Ratti: barbecue bacon kill yourself

by r4tti April 07, 2022

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004

vertical bacon sandwich

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007

nibble on my bacon

The act of performing oral sex.

"I got that new chick from work to come over and nibble on my bacon the other night."

by the ham January 29, 2006

frying bacon

Getting right to the task at hand. Getting things done quickly. Doing what you are told to do. Working hard to complete a task.

Dave was frying bacon after the meeting, there wasn't a thing left on his to do list.

by TJeff February 12, 2013