rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.

Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.

by PJBJ January 24, 2017

A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

by InvictusTotalis April 12, 2016

Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.

mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..

by rusty tea September 17, 2014

Rusty Trombone

When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole

My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.

by RustyBone January 10, 2019

Rusty bubble

It's a fart

It's inevitable that someone in a packed room will drop a rusty bubble

by Gerry A Trik November 24, 2017

Rusty Snatch

An extremely smelly vagina that has a metallic twang to its odor. Origins include bad hygiene and a female being within the menstrual cycle window.

I tried to go down on this girl last night and she had a rusty snatch. It smelled like a rotten bag of old pennies.

by DonkeyDongDoug October 02, 2018

rusty cheeseburger

The Act of fisting a girl in her ass with a cheeseburger then eating it.

I'm hungry and horny, lets have ourselves a rusty cheeseburger

by JustTooChewy July 13, 2015