A phone that fits the following criteria:
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011
Get the Ray Charles phonemug. The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.
"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."
by Obscene sex positions May 9, 2013
Get the Cambodian Phone Callmug. by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021
Get the Texas flip phonemug. also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.
"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."
by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015
Get the Broken Phone Syndromemug. A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.
From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.
From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.
I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.
by Al Benedict April 17, 2010
Get the Tuvan Phone Callmug. by tortuga azul September 4, 2010
Get the cell phone sambamug. When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.
"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."
"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"
"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"
by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009
Get the cell phone salutemug.