When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
Get the cafe hogmug. 
by uhhhrmie June 18, 2024
Get the hog brothmug. by Taylor MF Norrell October 24, 2015
Get the hoboken hogmug. by CODY MF WILLIAMS February 12, 2008
Get the Swet Hogmug. 2.6 hog cycle is a popular deck in clash royale, it consist of hog rider (the win condition) cannon, fireball, log, ice spirit, ice golem, musketeer and larrys.
Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend
This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.
It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.
And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend
This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.
It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.
And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Tom: Bro John why are those black men railing you? And why are you riding that cock?
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!
by FentMaster777 May 2, 2024
Get the 2.6 hog cyclemug. the HOG GLIDER is a counterpart of the all-popular hog rider card in clash of clans which is used in some interesting ways.
by stinkifarts!!!!! July 21, 2023
Get the hog glidermug.