Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass
by Areithy October 27, 2021
 Get the Coffee Nerd daymug.
Get the Coffee Nerd daymug. Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados  November 21, 2021
 Get the Coffee Ninjamug.
Get the Coffee Ninjamug. When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence
by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017
 Get the 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffeesmug.
Get the 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffeesmug. Coffee is a dark liquid that most adults drink. There is many different variations of coffee. A lot of people over the age of 20 will most likely drink "dark" coffee; in other words, more coffee beans, and less milk. Like I mentioned earlier, coffee can be mixed with other substances, such as milk, sugar, and other like such. Coffee beans are where coffee comes from. Expresso beans and others can be found on trees. Many people LOVE to drink coffee with alcohol like vodka, which is extremely stupid.
by User1002839 July 27, 2022
 Get the Coffeemug.
Get the Coffeemug. Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022
 Get the Coffee cigmug.
Get the Coffee cigmug. Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
 Get the Keyser Coffee Filtermug.
Get the Keyser Coffee Filtermug. by bhattvinit November 25, 2021
 Get the Coffee Culturemug.
Get the Coffee Culturemug.