zal story

A story that is pointless. A story that is a waste of time.

Rachel: That was such a zal story.

by Flappy Ramsey November 30, 2021

Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by April 27, 2023

roblox story but the main character has a brain

a roblox story where the protagonist roasts everyone

Guy1:hey have you seen this video "roblox story but the main character has a brain"?
Guy2:nah,i'm too lazy playing minecraft

by Some guy you never know about October 03, 2023

Dorey story

A story that Jarrad Dorey tells, often met with shock and wonder

Just another Dorey Story

by Patsywashere November 22, 2024

The Story

Another term for the soap opera someone is watching.

Come on hun the story is on!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022