Hood friend story
A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
by Vibez_06 February 22, 2020

Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
by adnaus March 18, 2023

A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.
She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like๐ this
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that โ๏ธ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this ๐๐๐๐
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by ๐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ It's that easy."
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that โ๏ธ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this ๐๐๐๐
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by ๐ ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

by Racquees August 31, 2023

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

A lengthy exaggerated story full of superfluous detail. Often delivered in an overly excitable manner with an anticlimactic ending, these tales may take anywhere from 20 minutes to 5 hours to complete.
Person 1: So I was at work the other day and Jim came in, you would love Jim. Jim is great you would Love Jim
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
by PrincessRamsey June 11, 2024
