That's a bitch who's either too oblivious to know or too scared to try out most of the kinkier and more adventurous activities in life that she actually would love to do if she knew how to and/or was more bold and honest with herself about her true desires. She'll also usually either publicly or privately criticise people who are more adventurous and daring than she is, which in fact is a ploy she uses to disguise her jealousy.
Gary: Can you believe Laura totally made up the story of Jake hitting on her?
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
Get the Square Bitchmug. A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.
Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"
Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"
Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"
by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023
Get the Squaremug. A person that's not with the shits
by Bop king October 16, 2017
Get the Squaremug. by fxbienn February 16, 2018
Get the Squaremug. by joe scrub January 24, 2007
Get the squaremug. A Freemasonic term based on the square level used by ancient & modern stone masons. According to "Encyclopedia of Freemasonry, Vol II, Albert Mackey" the meaning of the square is:
"... In Freemasonry, it is a symbol of morality. This is its general signification, and is applied in various ways: 1. It presents itself to the neophyte as one of the three great lights; 2. To the Fellow-Craft as one of his working tools; 3. To the Master Mason as the official emblem of the Master of the Lodge" (Enc. of Freemasonry Vol II, Albert Mackey pp. 708)
Thus, the term "on the square" is much the same as "squared away," or "fair and square." To talk to a person "on the square" means to talk in a blunt and straightforward manner, as not to beat around the bush.
"... In Freemasonry, it is a symbol of morality. This is its general signification, and is applied in various ways: 1. It presents itself to the neophyte as one of the three great lights; 2. To the Fellow-Craft as one of his working tools; 3. To the Master Mason as the official emblem of the Master of the Lodge" (Enc. of Freemasonry Vol II, Albert Mackey pp. 708)
Thus, the term "on the square" is much the same as "squared away," or "fair and square." To talk to a person "on the square" means to talk in a blunt and straightforward manner, as not to beat around the bush.
by SerenityJosh February 27, 2025
Get the On the Squaremug. by You square June 17, 2016
Get the You acting squaremug.