Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.
Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
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Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs
Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
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shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.
I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.
by Smokedopeeveryday September 01, 2020
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shoot up

to ring someone up, or shoot someone a call.
“I’ll shoot up John later about the party!”
by antoxx11 October 22, 2022
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Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.
"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.
by AuntieT November 21, 2011
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Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 02, 2021
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shoot above the rim

To shoot someone in the head or neck, the rim meaning the collar bone. Anything above the collar bone would be above the rim.
Pop out just like a ghost with that big stick watch what I do to him,

send a bitch to the lord boy imma let them bullets uber him,

you know I shoot above the rim”
by Skreet knee gah February 08, 2025
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