Rusty Venture

As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.

He watched so much Skinamax, he gave himself a Rusty Venture.

by Meatbaal November 26, 2010

Rutty

a strict but soetimes nice person. not too mean but has her pmsing moments. funny and very educated. often rolls her eyes and has priceless facial expresions. great style but often has a mishap. expensive, not easy to please. secretive; grunts

Jacuelyn: Omg we have Rutty's class today!
Gwenthy: Oh god! Wait we have her everyday!
Rutty: Oh girls can't for class today!

by betucantguess April 29, 2012

rusty bumper

When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.

My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.

by bryceb476 April 7, 2015

RUSTY

A susso Australian male who can be easily identified by communicating exclusively in adaptations of the word dude. This middle aged male while incredibly humble has been known to exhibit mannerisms of a peacock after undergoing the much anticipated visit to the barber.

The Rusty's are family men, whose diet consists predominately of mi-goreng noodles and craft beer (the former to provide funds for the latter). Due to his large intake of coriander and chilli and recent coming of (middle) age he has reached the much admired status of 'Old Spice' which should be embraced and worn like a badge of honour. Rusty's are also the office clowns and motivators, always turning frowns upside down with their passionate retelling of the time they met Powderfinger in Toowoomba.

Can often be sighted in stone wash jeans carving row boats into the dance floor with a circle of his peers - hot spots include work functions and weddings. Rusty’s wear a perma-grin…and take the glass half full attitude even after sculling the glass dry.

Work Colleague 1: "Hey, have you seen the new guy this morning?"
Work Colleague 2: "Nah, he's at the physio after busting his knee aggressively carving the d-floor like a 20 year old on the weekend. It's rumoured that while being wheeled of the dance floor he was overheard saying "dude, it's all kosher".
Work Colleague 1: " Mate, what a classic Rusty!".

by rubberducky10/4 July 20, 2017

Russian Rusty Bellows

1. when a person places their mouth over a different person's asshole and inhales a fart, then places their mouth on another person's mouth, and then exhales the fart into the other person's mouth.

Origin: Russia, where bodily gases are commonly used to preserve heat or savor flavor.

1. I became excited, and was no longer hungry, after he gave me the Russian Rusty Bellows.

by MSST October 30, 2010

Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009

Rusty Slot

While taking a chick doggie style, you slide your viened and swollen blood bomber and jam it up her crapper. After furiously pounding the skank's ass, you take your poop covered hammer and stick back in her greasy box. The sticky brownish film all along her vaginal opening resembles a Rusty Slot.

"Your sister didn't deserve much more than the Rusty Slot I gave her."

by Dante S. February 21, 2007