earliest pipe 

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

earliest pipe by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

Polly Pipe 

Slang term for the Northbridge Traffic Tunnel in Perth, Western Australia. Carries the Graham Farmer Freeway, Named after West Australian footballer Graham "Polly" Farmer. Polly Pipe can also refer to black plastic pipe and is a play on words.

Boss: You're late again.

Employee: Sorry, the Polly Pipe was really busy this morning.

Polly Pipe by Jay-Dee-2991 February 20, 2018

Crank pipe 

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.

Fuckin'A I cant find my crank pipe.

Crank pipe by BunzR_us February 22, 2018

stank pipe 

The poop hole

Billy has a gaping stank pipe

stank pipe by Money Lee Anderson March 10, 2018

Arse pipe 

another name for colon

"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."

Arse pipe by Frankie Flowers May 15, 2018

Redneck Pipe Cleaner 

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.

You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner

Redneck Pipe Cleaner by DieselDick3 May 19, 2018

Stealth Pipe 

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom gave her the stealth pipe, she didn't see it coming!

Stealth Pipe by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018