pee in my toilet

Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.

You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!
Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'"
Amy: "Ohhh..."
Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA.

Later...

Amy: "Well that was awkward..."
Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny"
Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet"
Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!"
by Jenetty the Yetty May 17, 2007
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Chunky butt pee

Diarrhea. That nasty, chunky brown water that comes out of your butt after a bout of the stomach flu or a lot of Mexican food.
I can't take any more of this chunky butt pee. that's the last time I eat at Ole Taco Joe's.
by J-Dawggy Dawg April 30, 2006
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Pee my pad

Laughing so hard during your period that you urinate while wearing a pad.
You had me rolling on the floor and laughing so hard you almost made me pee my pad!
by nobodyspecial5858 January 13, 2009
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pee-vee-urn

dorky ass little nerd..nasily little d_bag
pee-vee-urn

mclovin...pruane2forever (search his name on youtube)
by bmmcdani January 02, 2009
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pee in your butt

something sexual, david says to pam to turn her on
david -hey babe can i pee in your butt? pam- maybe later if your good!!!!!!

pee in your butt
by thell October 22, 2008
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squat to pee syndrome

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass
Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.

Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.
by Jaquan Jackson July 08, 2011
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pee-jizz & Cream

pee- jizz & cream. (peaches & cream) when you have sex before urination in the morning. when the male cums pee & jizz comes out ... Pee-jizz mixes with womans cum making pee-jizz & cream.
by inferno314 February 14, 2010
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