pee in my toilet

Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.

You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!

Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'"
Amy: "Ohhh..."
Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA.

Later...

Amy: "Well that was awkward..."
Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny"
Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet"
Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!"

by Jenetty the Yetty June 3, 2007

Chunky butt pee

Diarrhea. That nasty, chunky brown water that comes out of your butt after a bout of the stomach flu or a lot of Mexican food.

I can't take any more of this chunky butt pee. that's the last time I eat at Ole Taco Joe's.

by J-Dawggy Dawg May 11, 2006

Pee my pad

Laughing so hard during your period that you urinate while wearing a pad.

You had me rolling on the floor and laughing so hard you almost made me pee my pad!

by nobodyspecial5858 January 12, 2009

pee-vee-urn

dorky ass little nerd..nasily little d_bag

pee-vee-urn

mclovin...pruane2forever (search his name on youtube)

by bmmcdani January 1, 2009

pee in your butt

something sexual, david says to pam to turn her on

david -hey babe can i pee in your butt? pam- maybe later if your good!!!!!!

pee in your butt

by thell February 26, 2009

squat to pee syndrome

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass

Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.

Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.

by Jaquan Jackson July 8, 2011

pee-jizz & Cream

pee- jizz & cream. (peaches & cream) when you have sex before urination in the morning. when the male cums pee & jizz comes out ... Pee-jizz mixes with womans cum making pee-jizz & cream.

i like making pee-jizz & cream in the morning.

by inferno314 February 13, 2010