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Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god
(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick
by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020
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Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username
Patrick sucks at valorant
by Chonky woman July 21, 2020
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A Tan guy with a Big Ole Dick
Damn, Patrick has got a big ole dick
by Yung_mc_hammer June 1, 2020
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Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA
Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their
by A shreksy person June 2, 2020
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A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
by InternetAuntie June 6, 2020
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A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material
Finna marry Patrick
by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020
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A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.
by Rooster. June 14, 2020
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