rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

Toilet Paper

The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.

What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

Twatlet Paper

Pieces of toilet paper that are left behind in a womans twat from wiping after she urinates.

"I was going down on Julie after she went to the bathroom and her snatch was full of twatlet paper."

by Dalbert June 9, 2007

Toilet Paper Biscuit

The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.

Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.

by LooSeaAhh July 31, 2012

Brown paper

Is a vagina that is darkish in color. Was shaved a few days ago so the hair is growing back and it has a rough paper feel. Overall brown paper. It is a complete sexual turn off.

Jess has brown paper after she shaves, her boyfriend does not like it.

by hugecockville555 September 23, 2012

Texas Toilet Paper

A cow using it's tongue to lick your asshole clean.

I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.

by SunDevilTank June 16, 2007

pen & paper

A small quantity of smokeable drugs & the necessary paraphernalia needed to partake.

Just wanted to stop by and remind you that I got pen & paper ready. Just let me know when you are ready to begin pimpin.

by Sylver May 30, 2006