Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.

So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”

by Hexangell June 28, 2020

hook

A piece of metal or other material, curved back at an angle, for catching hold of or hanging things on.

I hooked a fish with the fishing rod!

by victorrocks1101 a February 20, 2018

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

Andrew Tate Shovel Hook

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Hym "Andrew Tate shovel hook is the best I've ever seen. Right hand, left hand, doesn't matter. Set's it up nicely. Always downs."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Getting Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and you know that you did something wrong if this is presented to you in any way shape or form.

Hey remember that soldier that PCS’s last year?…Yeah he ended up getting hooked!

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

rustea hook bag

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.

Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened?
Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death
Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011