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screw the nut

British army slang for work harder you bastards.
Used mainly by NCOs at an attempt to get soldiers to work harder or put in a better effort.
After a fair amount of time in the services a soldier will learn that this phrase really means, make it look like im working harder.
Corporal} boys screw the nut else this will get a bit cheeky....cunts.
by banta87 October 22, 2010
mugGet the screw the nutmug.

Nut Bubble

When a seated man farts, and the resulting air travels forward up your barse and builds up under your scrotum, creating a bubble, instead of exiting straight out your arse.
Jimmy kept a straight face even though he had a nut bubble, but when it was realeased, it was all over...
by mata September 19, 2006
mugGet the Nut Bubblemug.

deez nuts

1. To punk out a friend (or fellow military buddy)
2. To grab one's "package" to emphasize a point
Person A: Have you talked to Sergeant Botha?
Person B: Sergeant Botha?
Person A: Botha deez nuts in your mouth, biatch!

Person A: Where is Captain Dees?
Person B: Captain Dees?
Person A: Deez nuts in your mouth!

Person A: Have you seen Phillip?
Person B: Phillip who?
Person A: Phillip on deez nuts!
by The Grizzle November 11, 2008
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

nut gravy

A whitish gelatinous DNA containing substance forcefully ejected from a man's penis during climax of the sexual act.
Jankins: I sprayed nut gravy all over her face!
Poombah James: You're the Schizz-rizzle-ba-dizzles, Matey
Jankins: And then I gave her a pearl necklace!
Poombah James: You should be a like a professional cake decorator, Baller!!
by Stoogin-Poogins November 5, 2005
mugGet the nut gravymug.

Nut Troll

A disgruntled troll who specializes in taking nuts and bolts off of your drum kit. He is 3ft tall and is attracted by jolly ranchers. If you do not wear the right jolly rancher around your neck, while you are sleeping he will slap you in the face with a big nut. Here is a diagram of what effects different jolly ranchers have on the nut troll.
Green Apple: Angers the Nut Troll, expect to wake up with nut juice on ytour face
Grape: Makes the Nut Troll sexually stimulated due to the purple coloring
Watermelon: Unknown, experiments are being done, but consider this jolly rancher ESPECIALLY DANGEOUS, you may not emerge alive
Blue Rasberry: No one has been brave enough to try this
Beware of the nut troll, he comes in at 3 in the morning and fucks with your shit. The only known way to capture a Nut Troll is to wear a flannel shirt, night vision goggles, have a net gun, provolone cheese, and the most vital part is to wear a condom, otherwise he WILL get you with one of his enormous nuts.
Matt: Mark, im always finding nuts and bolts on my drums in the morning.
Mark: Oh, thats the Nut Troll, man, he comes in at three in the morning and fucks with your shit!
by Neener Shent June 12, 2008
mugGet the Nut Trollmug.

DEEZE NUTS

ha got em'
"do you know dee"
"dee who"

"deeze nuts...ha got em"
by yungflojo April 19, 2015
mugGet the DEEZE NUTSmug.

cat's nuts

This phrase is a descriptive term used to accentuate the coolness or craziness factor of a person, place or thing.
Killer alternative to the "Cat's meow".
As in "This shirt is the cat's nuts."
by phenomena April 30, 2006
mugGet the cat's nutsmug.

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