Mind Ninja

To be slick with your thinking and otherwise in most cases outsmart an opponate

U are sutch a Mind Ninja beacouse you beat me in craneium.

by Jessica Ashly Eslinger September 5, 2007

ninja skills

Meaning you have uber 1337 abilities at everything because ninja's are totally sw33t.

My friend's got ninja skills. he's the master of picking up women.

by Lpokie November 6, 2003

Sneaky Ninja

Have a friend hide in your closet before you bring a girl back. Turn off the lights before you start having sex with her. Before you finish, have your friend quietly come out of the closet and replace you. Then turn on the lights and yell 'SNEAKY NINJA BITCH!'

'dude, last night I totally sneaky ninja'd that bitch.'

'no way! what'd she do?'

'strangely, she was into it... she's fuckin wild man.'

by couchVIP March 1, 2009

Social Ninja

Somone who avoids contact, or in any way of communication, usually very arrogant and stuck up. No matter what evidence is put in front of them (when theyre actually talking) they will just snicker in your face and say that "my word is the law of nature" and try to use your words against you. Usually theyre worthless. Very smart but with no common sense or manners. Friends are scarce.

Zach is a social ninja, and a nerd

by Dally-Doodlez November 4, 2006

white ninja

Quite possibly one of the greatest web comics EVER! Cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. Funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.

If you don't like white ninja, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

by Galloping Ghost June 13, 2005

Beer Ninja

On some college campuses with charitable upperclassmen, the beer ninja performs the opposite function, stealthily distributing Beer to those in need, rather than removing it.

Dude! The beer ninja was just here and gave us all beer!

by TiedownGiant August 15, 2009

ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008