40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.
Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit
A literal thiccy with curves curvier than a loop the loop. He’s so fit he could melt through the ground and the equator. He’s also an absolute gamer and either welsh or English but if he’s english he’s a hoe. If he’s welsh he’s the best person meetable.
Wow look that’s mr Davis he’s so fit wow omg I literally just died ouch he’s so fit look at that ass tho damn he is like Kim k but real wow omg wow
the worst teacher in the world super annoying and always pointing stuff out. and sings happy birthday in the most annoying way, if you have him as your teacher I feel sorry for you.