mind the queue

When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.

Mind the Queue. Mind the Queue? MIND THE QUEUE!

by Jon Boice October 26, 2015

Mind rape

The intrusion of the mind by a well-trained mind rapist. His mind is so advanced he can creep into your mind unnoticed and you can't stop it because it's too late when it's noticeable.

Person A: Please teach me your ways of the mind rape.

Person B: Are you ready to learn the ways and give up so much
Person A: Yes master I must mind rape Jenny from math and learn her secrets.

by Goochterminator26 January 17, 2016

Healthy Mind

A hot person is running through your mind.

I know I have a healthy mind.

by Nonto shukku February 29, 2016

Liquid Minded

Implying that a person (older than 14) is not mature due to a statement that they made in replying to you.

Guy1: After we done playing we gonna be real dirty.

Guy2: Agh sick dude why you telling me?

Guy1: . . . mxm. . . Dude why you gotta be so liquid minded?

by Vinchenzo Salvator March 6, 2016

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

mind transplant

mind transplants are necessary when two minds are so similar and powerful that the world needs to experience the two minds changing places to find more powerful mind ideas and energies.

ugh we're in sync! we need a mind transplant ASAP

by bhadimbhad October 28, 2018

inverse-proportion of business-minding

Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!

A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018