kevin spencer

best ass obscure show from the 2000s about a chain smoking alcoholic sociopath at Canada n stuff you should watch it 100% (theres 8 seasons. I warned you)

guy 1: hey dude wanna watch Kevin Spencer?
guy 2: yeah I love that show it kicks ass
guy 1: okay

by manwhatheskallop September 3, 2023

COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)

1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.

by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020

Kevin Hwang

A guy who is so stupid that he repeats 1st grade.

You are such a Kevin Hwang!

by EnderDragon23 November 4, 2019

sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.

After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.

by buzztroll November 17, 2022

Kevin Guerra

He is too horny and addicted to fornite and he is gay

EW, you know KEVIN GUERRA

by GAYMANKEVINGUERRADUDE June 11, 2018

kevin ng

Kevin NG refers to a type of people who are mentally and physically messed up. To be specific, a kevin is clueless about everything and hs is a fucking idiot, as he thinks hes the best at everything when his intillegence is horribly low.

Kevin NG refers to a type of people who are mentally and physically messed up. To be specific, a kevin is clueless about everything and hs is a fucking idiot, as he thinks hes the best at everything when his intillegence is horribly low.

by Jessica XU January 9, 2018

Kevin Maund

The adjective used to describe a teacher who is sound.

Mr. Dickins is so sound, we might as well call him Kevin Maund

by abstractlakx February 20, 2018