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slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009
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Counter-jumping

In the game Team Fortress 2, the tactic of jumping as the class soldier when the enemy soldier jumps at you; instead of trying a airshot, most commonly used in MGE (My Gaming Edge) matches. Considered as a crutch and dickish tactic because of the aim for the improvement in this type of gamemode.
- Bro, can you stop counter-jumping? You are really annoying me.
+ Yeah sorry, force of habit.
by W0TTy October 15, 2021
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brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"
Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)
by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015
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jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.
Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!
by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022
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jumped shit

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram
by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017
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jump dab

A jump dab is when you dab and jump at the same time
Hey, Amanda, can you demonstrate what a jump dab is?
by KoolCatz263 November 24, 2016
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Helix Jump

A over used game on khan academy in a christian private school. Also an addiction on rainy days and known to be rage quit when the teacher closes it out.
Hey what level are you on in helix jump?
by >;'( February 13, 2024
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