Jacob

A stupid faggot

That person is such a Jacob

by jacobisweird October 18, 2018

Jacob G.

A jewish teen

"Look at that jewy jew boi over there he's so jewish."
"I bet his name is Jacob G."

by bogfarter October 25, 2018

Jacob

He is one of the ugliest kids I know. He has a tiny penis, and never gets a girl. All thought he likes every girl at school, he’s always lonely.

Dude Jacob has a tiny ding dong

by Nolanpf June 22, 2019

Wet Jacob

First, your drink a liter of orange juice, eat a whole whack of Indian food and fiber cereal until full, you follow off by inducing 10x the regular dose of laxative.

Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.

You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.

- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"

damn dude, I walked in on my dad giving him self a "wet jacob" again.....

by Just a good ol' hook October 18, 2010

jacobie

An absolutly beautiful girl who loves to read twilight. she will someday marry edward cullen. she is very social and makes to many thats what she said jokes. she has a dirty mind but we love her.

she was such a Jacobie when she said "You grab that wood Brad"

by urbandictionaryyyyy February 8, 2010

JacobDoll

It is a slang word for a homosexual. See homosexual

David: Geez Jacob, cut that out.
Jacob: no I won't.
Dave: Man your being such a JacobDoll.

by David Gandy August 22, 2006

Jacomb

cleanly shaven testcles and not forgetting to exfoliate.

are u going to jacomb your balls tonight?

by bloodyidiot September 11, 2009