the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.

Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.

by Steadlur February 9, 2023

the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017

italian stallion

Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!

that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.

by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014

Italian Blowie

Where an italian girl sucks off a man. Then pulls his foreskin to the end. And crunches it with her molar teeth.

Jimmy got the ole' italian blowie. Thats why hes hunched over

by StoneHusky August 22, 2024

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

by Dewayne January 17, 2013

Italian delite

When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.

The waitress gave me an Italian delite when I walked into the restaurant.

by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018