pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013

tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable

person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block

by swype May 26, 2011

learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

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by Rxplanation February 16, 2023

cookers block

When you can’t think of anything to cook.

Daughter: hey mum what’s for dinner?

Mother: I don’t know I have cookers block

by taneesha January 7, 2021

Wok Block

When you take actions to prevent someone from enjoying the many pleasures of a Chinese Buffet.

We couldn't go to the Chinese Buffet for lunch because Steve is against buffets. He's such a wok block.

by Katax July 21, 2016

Artist Block

When you can’t get an idea of what to draw or paint. Your mind is in a complete blank.

Every artist gets an Artist Block at some point in there life.

by Themostawesomekid June 21, 2020