Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.
Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.
by SuperCoolBeas June 23, 2015
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glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.
“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”
by Michael Callahan December 22, 2023
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mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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wearing glasses

you love making out with big men
bro definitely loves wearing glasses
by daddy41 May 06, 2022
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Spicy glass

Spicy glass refers to depression glassware that is radioactive. They used uranium in some glass also know as vaseline glass that glows under a blacklight. They also used uranium as a glaze on other things. Collectors now search for these and use a Geiger counter to see how radioactive it is or "spicy "
by Zaleemae Vamps February 04, 2024
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no soul glasses

When you wear sunglasses that blocks people from seeing your eyes and soul in public areas they can't see where you are looking, or if you are looking at them
Dang she is wearing her no soul glasses
by Sfn April 01, 2016
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