fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

halfway homeless

Have a home but it’s not the one your supposed to live it.

Damn man I’m halfway homeless , I’m finna go home tho

by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021

Religiously homeless

An expression used to refer to either
1: an individual who does not belong to any particular faith
2: an individual who belongs to a certain type of faith that has multiple subgroups in it, like Christianity, but is not currently committed to attending services from any particular church ran by a specific faith

Danny is religiously homeless for while he identifies as being a Hindu, but is not currently attending any temple ran by any of the specific religious groups that are part of that faith.

by Vanguard 1998 July 1, 2021

school homeless

When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways

Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!

by epicgamer2008 March 3, 2022

sherlock homeless

a misspell of the popular TV show: Sherlock Holmes.

some people intentionally spell it sherlock homeless, as an expression of sarcasm or dislike.

have you seen sherlock Holmes?

you mean sherlock homeless. nah it's boring.

by anonymous March 10, 2022

simply.hoeless

the worst one piece anitoker and all his moots are dirty fags fuck simply hoeless😂

timmy- have you seen simply.hoeless's new vid
jared- who the FUCK is that loser hes admitting to being hoeless what a bitch 😂

by poppyplaytime193 May 12, 2022

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022