A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.
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Get the Mountain Hook mug.A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.
Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.
Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.
Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.
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Not to be confused with Pre-hook, the part in a song before the chorus.
Not to be confused with Pre-hook, the part in a song before the chorus.
by MisterSil November 24, 2016
Get the pre hook mug.1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.
C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!
C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.
C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!
C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.
C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !
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