Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in

Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it

by Rbrowne February 17, 2022

Hooked

Steal

A maid hooked a dress belonging to her mistress.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024

Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025

it's your hook

it's your shout

it's your hook for the drinks mate

by chick from the country October 30, 2020

pre hook

The period where two people flirt/tease each other. Pre hook could last for hours, days, weeks, not months.

Not to be confused with Pre-hook, the part in a song before the chorus.

"How's it going with you and that babe, is it a hook?" "Nah, we're only at the pre hook"

by MisterSil November 24, 2016

Foot hook

When someone hooks you with their foot and holds you in place.

Ouch you foot hooked me

by Gamer1401 November 7, 2021