bridget healy

Prov class of 23
~gnothi seuton~

Bridget healy is totally gonna be a milf when she’s older

by Bfndodbf March 4, 2022

Slag Heap

A large pile of stones between Masham and Leeds UK, where lovers under time pressure rendezvous for sexual encounters, usually in a car. Not as creepy as a "dogging" location. But definitely more freaky than "Lookout Point" after the prom in an American movie.

"Got t' kids tonight luv. Quickie at t' Slag Heap after work?"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day. Would you like to celebrate it with me at the Slag Heap?"

"Horny as fuck. Wanna get Hulk Smashed behind the Slag Heap."

When particularly busy and text messages must be kept brief:
"Slag Heap?"

by SliddenMeaning March 18, 2022

dry heap

when something/someone is fucked really fucking hard and said thing/person that was fucked is fucked

person 1: "evan was a dry heap after i was done fucking him"
person 2: "shit bro are you gay"

by teaketchup October 20, 2022

Matty Healy

A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Talk Heavy

The coolest band in the world (scientifically proven).

"Damn, there's Talk Heavy! They're the coolest band in the world!"

by majangabne November 8, 2023

The Heavy of the World

Fat Jesus

Fat Jesus is the Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

pure heavy bawbag

your mum

“jessica ur maws a pure heavy bawbag”

by wee davie no baws November 21, 2023