Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

Gooning

A Bahamian slag for shining

Bui my car is gooning under the sun

by 242 to da world February 1, 2024

French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.

I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.

by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024

Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

Fire Goon

Fire fighter, typically a volunteer that shows off and doesn’t know how to do anything of value.

Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.

Dan: What a faggot

by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021

Moon Gooning

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.

Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?

by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017