Glassdrunk

When one appears to be intoxicated but in reality she has forgotten both her reading glasses and driving glasses and yet still tries to function during a social event in a public place.

"Mary was so "glassdrunk" at the event last night that she was forced to order "tonight's special" for dinner, couldn't recognize her boss from across the room and had to be driven home

by martini club May 18, 2010

Glassified

When sand is heated to such a temperature that it turns to glass, also can be used for seethrough

This ice has become very glassified.

by Affinion April 28, 2011

glass purdah

It's a continuation on the glass ceiling/glass closet idea. In eastern westernised societies men and women do come to a party together but segregate themselves in different corners upon arrival. You can see eachother but you can't cross over to meet: The glass purdah rules.

She: Bye now for a while, I've to go to my own side.
He: Look but don't cross, the glass purdah rules!
She: Looking is better than touching and thank god they don't put down a black purdah any more.

by vivauganda December 11, 2011

Glass Donut

Apple's proposed new campus building.

Have you seen the pictures of the glass donut yet?

by whydoIhavetocreateaname June 29, 2011

Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011

Glass Rasnick

The Glass Rasnick is a date rape drug used ON men almost exclusively BY women. It is a combination of Roofies and Viagra.

"Dude, how was the date last night?"

"The bitch Glass Rasnick'd me! I don't know whether to feel violated or happy!"

by Cynicalman1972 July 25, 2012

Glass Cadet

A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.

"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"

by xanderbelly February 28, 2013