During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*
by Jolly Bunch? January 03, 2010
Its lower, wider and lighter than the Corvette, that combined with its rear-midengine layout means that the Factory Five GTM takes the Corvette components to even greater heights of performance.
by Car-roll Shelby November 26, 2006
"I got five on it" is a statement from the Luniz. They were a rap duo from the yay area. The term means i got five on: that sack, that bottle, that BLUNT... hahaha
by maxinda925 February 01, 2005
by D-Bizz January 09, 2007
by Gobble my balls April 03, 2022
When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"
-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.
-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.
-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.
-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.
-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.
by Brayden G. February 19, 2008
The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
by T. J. May 23, 2003