Done like a door knob 

When you tap, turn, than shut a girl out of your life.

"Damn man that girl i fucked lastnite was done like a door knob!"

Done like a door knob by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 12, 2007

door knob 

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

door knob by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

Doorshaker 

A person who walks up to a business before (or after) hours where the business hours are clearly displayed and proceeds to grab the handle and attempt to open the door forcefully.

Every morning there is at least one "Doorshaker" waiting outside my business.

Doorshaker by Jcbfire13 January 24, 2019

Doorsrio 

A strong, toxic, degenerate, who lives in his attic eating Dooritoes.

Doorsrio is a greater individual than any ant.

Doorsrio by Chonky Monkey! January 23, 2022

Door Cell 

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.

Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."

Door Cell by Adam Cerami May 23, 2008

Door Glitch 

At Pyramid Plunder in the online game runescape, sometimes when you open all 4 doors in a room they wont take you to the next one. this is due to the reset system which moves the doors so its harder to find the right one. It can be emensly frustrating and time consuming.

Bob: The door glitch at Pyramid Plunder made me the woman i am today. Steven: we know Bob! shut up we dont care!

Door Glitch by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009

Door Bark 

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

Door Bark by Latina_LC July 27, 2009