A disease in which someone spends too much time talking about or watching Dream that they start turning green and sing mask in their sleep.
Person 1: hey baka! You look awfully green today
Person 2: I know, I think I have d- d- d- d- DREAM DISEASE!
Person 2: I know, I think I have d- d- d- d- DREAM DISEASE!
by H A P P Y face February 3, 2022

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.
by Ky_guy January 12, 2024

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

A Diesase with symptoms such as clingy ness, love, affection, extra attention. Usually start to show after spending quality time with a great man name Kirk. Symptoms usually escalate after intercourse.
by Jazzo.La June 20, 2019

The attitude and way you act when you're black and born with a white mom. Often too good for other black people, bougie, or just silly in a bad way.
by mysticnamjoon09 December 12, 2022

by The guy 42168 June 17, 2020
