Dildo

A stupid person. Also a penis-like sex toy.

You are such a dildo after drinking a lot of wine

by marcotoa January 19, 2025

Diadookie

A diadookie is a diarrhea shit.

A diadookie is a diarrhea shit: “my dog left a diadookie in the yard that I had to clean up.“

by Fufusdaddy February 14, 2026

Dildo-Ini

When someone uses a rubber mold for a dildo and uses his semen to fill it, then freeze it and use it as a dildo.

My girl asked me for a cum sample, i looked in the freezer one night and saw a dildo-ini

by PompinoINi09 February 21, 2026

Dildo of Justice

Donald Trump!

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!

by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025

Dildo Trash

Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around

(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash

by TotesATortillaChip May 9, 2025

Dildo Male

A modern, sex-positive man who embraces vulnerability and rejects toxic masculinity. Open, confident, and comfortable with pleasure and emotional honesty.

"Dude, you are such a dildo male."

"Yo gary over there is a total dildo male

by Tomkhek May 24, 2025

dildolingo

Someone who uses 'dildo's a lot and is a complete dumbass who uses duo'lingo'

He's such a dildolingo

by Maelsplayz August 3, 2025