follicularly challenged

a baldy individual

The victim was able to identify the perp because she remembered he was follicularly challenged.

by zsazsa109 October 7, 2010

follicularly challenged

verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.

he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>

he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.

by brentus maximus October 11, 2010

Facebook Challenged

someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.

Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.

by CJ1311 May 28, 2011

Straight Challenged

A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.

Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"

Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"

by inmijd May 31, 2011

diction challenged

1) One who has no idea which words to use correctly in a sentence.

2) Someone who has never used and has no intention of using a dictionary.... EVER.

3) One who has no idea what Merriam Webster's dictionary is.

4) A serious lack of knowledge of the English language.

Dave is completely diction challenged.

by R.J. P.O.W. August 31, 2007

Jurisdictionally Challenged

When the prospects look dim for litigating in your choice of forum.

Partner: "You did the research, can our client sue here in Maine?"
Associate: "You're not gonna like this, but I think we're jurisdictionally challenged."

by GW1L July 20, 2008

dexteriterly challenged

derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.

chloe is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, unlucky.

by Sybarition March 20, 2008