Canadian Testicles

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Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."

Canadian Testicles by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016

canadian submarine 

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.

canadian submarine by D Kep November 25, 2016

Canadian Pancake Mix 

When one Hershey squirts on a flat service while sitting down

Dude, I just made Canadian Pancake Mix!

Canadian Pancake Mix by Highflyskydive December 2, 2016

Canadian Tug 

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

Canadian Tug by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian Tug 

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

Canadian Tug by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian soda 

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.

Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.

Canadian soda by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016

Canadian Christmas 

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.

Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas

Canadian Christmas by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016