Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Poodle bumps

A term of endearment, like snooky ookums, sweetie pie etc. A nonsense word.

"I love you poodle bumps".

by Somedumfuk Chin Li October 26, 2009

Speed Bump

When a girls booty is nice and petite. Not to big not too small looks hella natural and fine

Dammnnn shawty got a liqqle(little) speed bump

by Blxq January 16, 2023

Hoethotical Bump

A Bump You Get When You Fuck A Hoe Thats Mixed With A Thot

" Damn That Nigga Craig Got A Hoethotical Bump From Keyshia , You Know She For Everybody "

by youngkimoralee May 30, 2017

Treble Bump

Listening to music in a car with the treble setting turned all the way up instead of the bass in an attempt to be different.

In an attempt to be different Emo Chris treble bumped instead of turning up the bass.

by Patrick W. Ryan November 12, 2007

Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018

Bump

A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.

Guy: "Yo I'll pay someone $50 to mow my lawn"
(2 hours later)
Guy: "Bump"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2022